i wanna go to japan and eat so much food and get so fat and go to cute cat cafes and see amazing pretty views with you and stay in one of those cube homes that are really compact so im inside u

i want both of us to get two cats together and have them both love me so much more than they love u because ur the strict mom and im just a chill dad who makes them fat and obese but you care about their health and stuff like that

this isnt a dream this is our future u dont have a choice we are getting married whether u consent or not i don't care ur mine